The Diggers 

The Oaks

Rachel's and Fantasy Island
Mr Dickson endeavouring to enter a car park through the barrier.
Mr Scott executing a perfect right turn into the path of a very large truck
"I may as well have @+%!!^& that bird last night, for all the good an early night has done me"
"Stop the buggy - I'm going to be sick"
"How do you do the YMCA again ?"
"She does what to pigs ?"
"For pity sake Tavish, keep your head down" (Tavish to Tavish for the twelfth time)
Driver : "Should we stop and help?" Passenger : "No. F**k them. Keep driving"